rememberwolf:

If you’re a bird, I’m a bird. ♥

didihearthereadyset:

So I accidentally said, “my crotch has a hole in it.” Instead of “my pants have a hole in them.” And this guy looked me dead in the eyes and whispered

"It’s called a vagina."

(Source: racingbarakarts, via i-hate-the-ones-who-made-me)

maya47000:

Happiness is when what you think, what you say and what you do are in harmony .
Gandhi

ryanvallejo:

"your taste in music kinda sucks"

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(via hotboyproblems)

kittycamp:

I get progressively uglier throughout the day

(via b00bsmcgeee)